Six Degrees of Separation Between Rick Saccone and an Eight Dollar Cup of Faith Based Soup in a Soupline given to a Homeless Man or Woman or Child, paid for at taxpayers’ expense

I tried to find a picture of the old Lipton’s Onion Soup Mix with a picture of onion soup on the box. Somewhere along the timeline, nobody eats onion soup out of a box anymore.  The Lipton Onion Soup Mix has a picture of onion flavored sour cream dip made from the box. A hell of a lot of salt and or calories for all the fat ass obese people on welfare eating with Gubmint food stamps. A hell of lot of poison being fed to America but that is another story.

Somewhere along the time line Compassionate Conservative got mixed up with politics and religion and leeches on the government dole selling an outsourced – it is cheaper to pay churches to feed the poor tag – which is a lie – but it sounds good in a soundbite. 

Whatever.

I see that the godless Tea Party, wrapped in the flag and inhumane bubble of ethnic Catholicism in Pennsylvania has had a “Year of the Bible” in 2012 resolution passed in the Pennsylvania Legislature. 

Now “Year of the Bible” Rick Saccone after a lifetime of living on the public dole, of never having a private sector job before 2002 or so wants to forcefully indoctrinate all public school students with an “In God We Trust” metaphoric tattoo on children’s foreheads for a feel good Guido kind of thing. I think perhaps he is passing or proposing all these greasy Dago Catholic patriotic sounding shit things in the Assembly rather as a resume builder to step up to a teaching job at Ave Maria University in Florida.

But I look at these corporate welfare people like Rick Santorum, Ken Cuccinelli or Rick Saccone living most of their lives on the top end of the stick of government handouts and see them in their tight little Italian culture bubbles looking down on an Anglo like me and having them try to expand their guinea catholic bubble around me and my private concerns.

I read about a hypocrite like Rick Santorum homeschooling his kids and then having then forced to be driven by a bunch of groupies to daily mass at a Opus Dei parish like St. Catherine of Sienna in Great Falls Virginia and I want to free those slaves of his children from his patriarchal tyranny.

Or I hear Ken Cuccinelli rant about God should punish this nation more because of Abortion. Man, get a life. Stop beating your wife etc.

Well anyway, I am thinking about how George W Bush got the fundies all on the same page to back him and get him elected and his promise of a bribe in return with the White House Faith Based Free Blow Jobs for people with a collar office of parasitic opportunies. Which is illegal under the constitution. Obama gave it a slight name change but the eight dollars a cup Liption Onion Soup still gets doled out to the poor because of the horseshit PR moniker of “Compassionate Conservative” (an oxymoron – emphasis on the moron part).

So you gots Rick Saccone wanting to probably trade up once he’s made Pennsylvania a theocracy to move on to greener pastures in Florida. Does not have a complete bio. Do not know where he was born. A carpetbagger in Pennsylvania, a retired military lifer, consultant on torture to the military when needed and hired at St. Vincent’s College in Latrobe Pa..

I can remember when the best beer in America was made in Latrobe, Rolling Rock, before it got bought out and is now being churned out under that same label at the Budweiser MEGA Brewery in Newark New Jersey across from the airport.

Like the gone before quality of beer, I somehow doubt the quality at St Vincent’s is the same since carpetbaggers like Rick Saccone or Jim Towey arrived like locusts on that once great teaching institution.

Something about price and quality. While an eight dollar cup of onion soup at a trendy restaurant sounds appetizing, the poor in America get the eight dollar cup of onion soup out of a paper packet and through the filter, laundered fee based Faith Based Circle Jerk for rich clerics organization.

Here are six degrees of separation between the poor and the uncle sugar paying for many people’s dimes.

One – You got Ted Cruz organizing the fundies into a Bush for Christ President campaign.

http://thisculturalchristian.blogspot.com/2013/10/ted-cruz-chad-counting-lawyer-behind.html

Two – You got the White House Faith Based bogus thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Office_of_Faith-Based_and_Community_Initiatives

Three – You got Jim Towey, first real head of the WH Faith Based Free Blow Job for Christ thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Towey

Four – Now Jim Towey gets a temporary job at St. Vincent’s (Why? Fuck if I Know.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Vincent_College

Five – You got out of work lifer Rick Saccone finding a job at St. Vincent’s before Jim’s arrival but Jim leaves in 2010, and no doubt told Rick before he left to go south that it was Okay to teach at St. Vincent’s and run for a part time job in the State Legislature to help pay the bills etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Saccone

Six – Ave Maria University – UberCatholic Heaven on Earth depending on you own personal twisted POV where Jim now is and no doubt would like a good church militant type like Rick Saccone to whip the Florida State Leigislature into shape to reestablish the “theocracy of our founding fathers?” there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ave_Maria_University

Whatever.

Where are the poor in there? Anywhere there is a paycheck from the government and a bunch of faith based parasites to serve the luke warm make with LUV Liption’s powdered Onion Soup Mix.

Hijos de Puta!

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Is the System Corrupt Enough to Make Tim Dolan of NYC the next Pope?

Tim Dolan was giving depositions just as he was borrowing a billionaire’s jet to hop the Atlantic and take Rome by Media Storm. But not to worry. The cemetery deal was about burying cash and not bodies – ha ha.

Then again I can remember Governor Fife Syminton III of Arizona running for Governor not to be governor but solely to avoid prosecution in the Savings and Loan fraund scandal in Phoenix and let’s not forget Governor George W. Bush of Texas about to be indicted in the Enron Fraud thing. Seeking and holding a higher office can keep the dogs of justice at bay sometimes. 

Now would be a good time for Tim to move on to bigger and better things.

God knows that Benedict was not Rock Star material.

And if the modern papacy is to be of the John Paul II model, the Rock Star PR Media fantasia thing, then Tim Dolan is the next pope coming from the PR, BS Media Capital of the Planet, New York City.

Seems like yesterday I had never heard of Tim Dolan from Milwaukee and he shows up unannounced to become the instant favorite son of Gotham City. Wow. Instant local media celebrity. Don't bother to check to see how dirty his laundry coming from Milwaukee is - his drawers etc. - (nasty business - the truth)

http://thisculturalchristian.blogspot.com/2009/02/new-mick-rc-archbishop-in-nyc-tim-dolan.html

The nostalgia just overwhelms me with the thought of losing Tim to Rome and the Big House Time Show.

Yeah right.

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Coming World Tsunami of Ignorance through Religion – Crony Vested Mormon Ponzi Charity Etc.

I am wondering what is the real Jew deal is regarding the latest Ed Wood Hollywood flick “Plan 9 from Planet Mohammad” to incite riots in Egypt and force Obama’s political hand in a close election to let Israel INC. start a war for profit in Iran?

Religion really sucks on a world stage.

My number one rule for the global common culture thing is – Never let the common cultural (religion) context thing mix with the global commonality. It is of course a two way street.  Don’t be the UglyAmerican tourist type and come from a global cultural sphere and insult the isolated, insulated common cultural context. (Manufacture and or pretend some Respect.)

 

Nothing new in anything I am saying. It is just the old extinct for the moment American Town Square expanded onto a global grid. The town square has been with us since the beginning of the common human culture of the last 100,000 years or so. The virtual local and global town square of present day reality needs a lot of tweeking before it gets back to a classic scale of working right in the right balance of family, country and the religion thingy.

Whatever.

Hello! Earth to Romney. Earth to Romney.

There are people and lives and livelihoods down here on the ground aside from you Family, you Religion and you Business.

Yes Mitt. It is all about YOU!

Pssst.  Pssst.  The CEO job you are applying for is not just about You or You Family, You Religion, You Money. Mo’ Money. Mo’ Money. Mo’ Money.

The CEO or POTUS is about managing a government that has reign/rein over 310 million people.

To paraphrase Comrade Stalin’s famous quote. One person is real while a million is merely a statistic.

And that kinda brings me to Spreadsheets and Business and Profits.  You, like George W. Bush, never really worked a day in your life.  Jerking off on business spreadsheets, chopping benefits, chopping jobs, chopping up lives all in favor of the bottom line is something a robot can do but not a real man doing a real job BTW.

And the connecting factor to humanity is empathy and not social-pathy or narcissism.  Reality is Not a Spreadsheet.  That is the delusion all of humanity is trying to work their heads around at the moment in this transitional age from the local to the global and the future balanced local and global town square of all mankind. 

I am sorry that you think that paying Social Security to the elderly or the disabled is not like the Crony Charity Ponzi scam you Mo’mons practice.

I have heard and read how that all works. If you are heavily vested in the tithing thing for decades and so are all your relatives, you open up a warehouse full of Aldi Supermarket generic type dry and canned goods (all full of HFCS btw) and the unemployed or the temporarily disabled get a meal – Mormon Magic. 

The Mormon Meal Deal is all about profit for the church and all about doling out "charity" (dividend on investments) to your cronies should the need arise.

I have heard and read about Mormons, newly joined and in trouble, especially single wed or unwed mothers, and the answer is for the unvested Mormons to give up the kid and start over and this time get it right next time finding the right man to take care of you.

What does it cost for Mormons to give real charity to strangers or the unvested? Too much apparently Bishop Romney.

What does it Profit a Bain Man to gain the whole world and miss his rocket ship flight to the planet Kolob when he dies?

Your Joe Smith seafront property in Arizona land scam sounds a little bit like Ronny Hubbard’s swampland in Florida land for sale scam called Xenu.  Whatever.

Jesus said to love your neighbor. To feed and clothe and shelter the stranger. The Samaritan. That is the Christianity I sort of grew up with and or understood it to be once upon a time before the Age of Neocon American Bishops and the fundamentalist Right becoming vested, entitled with the government in the “faith” based charity racket for profit business of what MBA Bush set it up to be.

Bush for being an inbred idiot was not that stupid. He hired the right people. He hired Karl Rove, an atheist to get an inbred idiot into his “faith based” office and keep him there.

While it is not PC to say that most Mormons who married their half-siblings and first cousins for generations are a little bit inbred, I won’t say it Mitt.

You break the mold on that theory.  I am still scratching my head on how they got George W’s brain got into a male model’s body?

The secret is not so obvious when the empathy thing for humanity comes lacking in the package.

Whatever.

Have a nice day.

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Insulting and Dangerous – Crony “Faith-Based” Capitalism

There was an op-ed article in the Philadelphia Inquirer yesterday by the current bishop there stating how the HHS mandate for full women’s healthcare is somehow “insulting and dangerous” to Charles Chaput’s sacred tradition of faith to denigrate women and their body functions.

“Many Catholics are confused and angry. They should be.”

The church is confused because the bishops do not listen to women. When women talk, the bishops hear nothing. This “hold the pickles, hold the lettuce” dietary rule for females only, regarding healthcare, is a bit not true deli and does not ring true to the rest of us in the American Equality pursuit of happiness thingy.

That somewhere along the timeline, George W. Bush started doling out government bailouts to the churches, who by the way no longer listen to their members, who by the way no longer sustain their membership numbers now that these churches have their crony business fronts for the poor in the form of “social service” programs – whatever that means.

Churches are no longer in the business of faith.  

Churches are simply in business.  And getting crony government bailouts in the process.

Surely in these hard economic times, many of the bloated contracts being handed out as Pork to these “faith-based” crony capitalism organizations could be done more cheaply and efficiently in the private secular sector of the economy.

That way, the meager healthcare services offered to the crony relatives of these crony handout “faith-based” programs to these churches will no longer have to be challenged by any HHS mandates.

No exceptions or religious privileges will have to be demanded by this new generation of screaming neo-con welfare queens – the bishops – once they go out of business and go back to “Faith”.

In other words, get your lips off the government teat and stop whining about being abused as you more than likely mismanage the government crony dole you are now getting on the tax payers' dime. 

Man up Religion! Get off the dole!

Faith!  Or get off the pot. 

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Tea-Vangelist Rick Perry – Accidental Candidate

In the true spirit of Texas exceptionalism, Republican Christian Texas Governor Rick Perry prayed for Texas Christians yesterday in a quarter filled stadium at a white Christians only welcome event.  (So openly out of the closet the GOP these days – don’t you think - their idea of exceptional brotherhood.)

He prayed for Texans and their miseries, no doubt caused by an incompetent in power since 2000 when as Lieutenant Governor under George W. Bush, he became governor by default.  No doubt one of these decades, he will find a way to fix Texas, as governor, when all his prayers are answered. 

Having become the accidental governor of Texas, he is no doubt praying he can become the accidental GOP candidate for president.  And eventually become accidental president.  That’s gonna take a hell of a lot of praying, no pun intended.

Best of luck Rick.