A lot of people like to read the Bible with a pair of scissors, cutting out the parts they don't like. -Rafael Cruz
— Cornerstone Church (@SACornerstone) November 3, 2014
Pastor Rafael “Catfish” Cruz, a Cuban Exile, son of the possibly born out of wedlock, born in Canada Rafael Eduardo “Ted” Cruz of Texas, with many anti-American agendas, secretly snuck into fatboy Pastor John Hagee’s Tax Dodging Cornerstone Church and Gun Store in San Antonio on November 2nd and delivered his secret address to the Christian troops assembled, waiting for the longest delayed Bay of Pigs II assault on Washington DC.
What’s the big secret Pastor Rafael and John? What have you two darlings got to hide?