Thursday, August 16, 2012

Calvin Klein – Official Catholic Underwear of the Romney Ryan Ticket 2012?

Calvin Klein - Catholic Wear?

Now that the official Romney/Ryan Mormon/Catholic Ticket is in place, it is time to address important social issues like what is the official Catholic underwear approved by the USCCB, officially or unofficially (wink, nod) to be in league with the Mormons, light years ahead in that branch of theology.  There is a Mormon Catholic underwear gap no less important than the missile gap of the cold war.

A female fashion consultant advises me that the official Mormon Female Underwear is a casual sex challenger in terms of getting it unhitched.  Don’t know if Mormon Guy Underwear has any easy zip lock exits etc. or if it too is an arousal killer.

My nomination for Official Catholic Underwear is anything Calvin Klein, male or female, and in the past endorsed by good Catholic Mark Wahlberg.

The 38-year-old reformed bad boy relies on his closest confidante and longtime religious mentor, the Rev. James Flavin, to help him pick and choose his parts. 'Mark is a practicing Catholic, and he never makes a final decision on a starring role until Father Flavin gives his OK,' an insider revealed to The Enquirer. 'Mark says he owes his career to Father Flavin.' ... 'Father Flavin pushes Mark to honor his religious roots,' said the source. 'Even though Mark was offered one of the leads in Brokeback Mountain, he passed because of the gay subject matter, which clashes with Catholic doctrine.

Mitt and Ann's drawers

Zygote Nation - This is a Person? Where are my Rights Paul Ryan?

Zygote - Personhood along with Corporations?

We know that uber-Catholic Paul Ryan with his 110% Catholic Rating wants to give full citizenship and rights to a two celled piece of protoplasm (pictured above).  

What I remember from the Catholic catechism is that "Man is made in the image and likeness of God".

God is a two celled animal?

Corporations are not people!

Zygotes are not people!  

That has a soul?  

A sex?

I don't think so! 

Rights? What kind of dope do you smoke Paul?

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