Friday, May 25, 2018

Converting Kim Jong Un to the one True White Male Evamgelical God Proving a Bit of a Challenge to Chrisian Brother Donald Trump

Heck! No time for foul language. 

There is a whole heathen country that needs the hear the word of Jesus and his message of White Male Superiority over Nature in Prime Virgin Yellow Pagan Devil North Korean territory.

But we know that President Trump is divinely blessed and anointed by hand, by so many hands of pure White descending from Adam A-merican Chrisians to move America forward. To make American great again. 

As words of encouragement to our Commander in Chief, in the words of the late great Billy Graham. "Bring on the Rubes!"