Sunday, June 10, 2012

Bibi and Poldi call Quits to Marriage after 115 years

Breaking up is not hard to do.

Important news from Europe.  Bibi and Poldi, giant turtles, together for 115 years have suddenly decided to separate and no longer want to live together as man and wife.  No doubt marriage gets worn out a bit after a century or more.

Zoo management have called in animal experts to try and give the pair counselling - feeding them romantic good mood food and trying to get them to join in joint games - but so far without effect. Zoo boss Helga Happ said: "We get the feeling they can't stand the sight of each other anymore." 
Bibi and Poldi have been a pair since before anyone alive today can remember - they have been together at the Austrian zoo in Klagenfurt for 36 years and before that they lived at Basel zoo in Switzerland. 
Zoo boss Helga added: "They are both 115 years old - they have been together since they were young and grew up together, eventually becoming a pair.


Go Humans Go

Go humans go

Catholic Bishops Fascist Agenda - When Pigs Fly - LOL

When pigs fly?

USCCB - American Catholic Bishop's Secret Fascist Agenda - when pigs fly.


(with thanks to Dave)

Secular Liberty being Attacked by Religious Liberty - Bill Donohue - “Catholic” League

Give me Secular Liberty or give me Death!

With Dolan away on vacation in Ireland, William Donohue over at Catholic League can relax, get a pedicure, toe paint and write the odd interview piece about women not fit to be nuns, the usual bully he-man woman haters club stuff he and the Cardinal famously get off on.

FOKS NEWS, fairly unbalanced is complaining that the librul press is ignoring Catholic Institutions suing the Negro Administration over forcing healthcare on its employees who are happy to live in the fourteenth century under the wisdom, love and guidance of the Medieval Bishops Guild or USCCB.

But seriously folks, "Big Bill" Donohue, over at the "Catholic" League, is trying to use Secular events to gauge and justify Timmy Dolan’s Bonus program for Pedophiles in Milwaukee which was definitely religious in origin and not secular. 

Secular is not Religious! Religious cannot be Secular.

One has to wonder what sort of cash has already been paid out in bonuses to perverts using the bottomless resources of the Archdiocese of New York with the New York City News Media afraid to print any truth about the local Prince Bishop since hick from the sticks (Milwaukee) Timmy arrived in the big city.

None of these incidents—and there are hundreds like them—will ever get the goat of those taking cheap shots at Cardinal Dolan. He inherited a big problem from the disgraced Milwaukee Archbishop Rembert Weakland, and did what he could to correct matters. Moreover, unlike public school employers, he didn’t grant lifetime salaries and benefits to suspected offenders. He should be commended, not condemned, for doing so.
You cannot use secular standards to justify your crimes against humanity cover up in Milwaukee without it being a direct attack of my “Secular Liberty” being trampled on by the jack boots of “Religious Liberty” and its proponents, paid for sycophant media stooges like Bill Donohue.

Give me Secular Liberty or give me death!


Lion's Monument - Lucerne Switzerland - Cedric Tornay

Monument to the Swiss Guards who have been killed in the line of duty over time.  Like Cedric Tornay.


Cardinal Timmy Dolan: Like Obama is like “Strangling” my Meal Ticket Fat Cat Catholic Church

Where is my free lunch, I mean tax free religious Lasagna?

Lately, most articles in the media, MSM, are censored on any news of this latest Vatican Banking, Spying or Child Abuse scandals  by having no comments following the articles on the Internet. I had to dig real hard to find comments, honest first amendment comments, against the FAT CAT CATHOLIC CHURCH. Here below is an article and some comments.

Cardinal Dolan and his Fat Cat Catholic Cronies are suppressing my “Secular Liberty” by crowding out the so-called public media space in the Virtual American Town Square with their lazy fast ass religious liberty bullshit.


Another blowhard who's making the Catholic Church incredibly irrelevant to today's modern world.


”We’re like, wait a minute, when did the government get in the business of defining for us the extent of our ministry?”. 

When you agreed to take public financing!


The church's position that marriage and sex must be open to procreation reduces human beings to brood cattle. It demeans marriage and sex. 

The only strangler of the Catholic Church is the Catholic Church. They worry about children not yet conceived while covering up the abuse of thousands of children for centuries.


Dolan is much, much crazier than I was expecting when he was appointed. Should have known, I guess, considering who appointed him.


As a fallen away Catholic who left the Church nearly 30 years ago because I considered its stand on contraception then to be a fraud, I'm glad to see I've been vindicated. 

The Bishops had no Biblical evidence for their stand against birth control then or now...except that it gives women and families control over their own lives and makes faith a more personal thing to seek. It truly helps one to be Born Again as an adult. We are not children.
It's not the President's fault but their own sin of pride that is the problem. 


Scathing condemnation of the sexual abuse of minors by members of the Catholic clergy, and of the inadequacy, negligence, cowardice, and perhaps even criminal inaction of members of the hierarchy in response to the scandal is well deserved, and not evidence of anti-Catholic bigotry.