Devil's Dictionary (Revised) - Ambrose Bierce - Definition of Humanity

Devil’s Dictionary (Revised) – Ambrose Bierce – Definition of Multitasking

Multitasking:

When the Head of a Country’s Secret Police becomes the Emperor, The Emperor becomes the Head of the Police State.

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Devil's Dictionary (Revised) - Ambrose Bierce - Definition of Ayn-Ryan Catholicism

Ayn-Ryan Catholicism: 

When Ayn Rand meets Paul Ryan and a socially engineered miracle occurs, demanding a new rewrite of Jesus’s Infamous Sermon at the Mall – “Blessed are the Rich cause they gots, gots, gots bling, bling, bling.” – (with an implied non-verbal subtext of “F*ck 'you' poor little 'people'. Why don’t you just go away and die?”)


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Devil's Dictionary (Revised) - Ambrose Bierce - Definition of Homophobia

Homophobia:

Hiding in a corner with your sexual fears masked in cock sure male (un)certainty – fear of what is sex, what is it all about, how do I use it, and with whom do I use it(?). The fear is not the Homo part but rather the “with whom” part regarding human sexuality.

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Devil's Dictionary (Revised) - Ambrose Bierce - Definition of Seminary

Seminary:
Where the young and or the gullible seek a lifetime meal ticket and spend 8-10 years being brainwashed into believing that they are so very special and somehow magically have all the answers regarding any current local tribal mythologies. 




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