A princess Margaret royal limerick - a Windsor tradition ( cleaned up of course )

A princess Margaret royal limerick - a Windsor tradition
( cleaned up of course ) --

There once was a middle
aged duke from York
Who had a decidedly
frightful taste
4 young pork?

Until his mummy
a monarch of might,
Took access away
from this man of fright
One day

2 the Palace water cooler?

( bad son, bad son, Horseback riding at Windsor Castle Andrew? )



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In Xanaxdu where Kubla Khan did a Pedodome decree...

And then again, maybe it was Queen Elizabeth's idea to shut down Parliament, not to shut down Brexit, but to shut down any Parliamentarian hearings on Prince Andrew and his BFF Jeffrey Epstein.



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