Considering all the douchebags that are likely in line to succeed Joe the Pope, prying power out of his cold dead hands once he goes to his well-deserved eternal reward (got fire?), they could do worse than electing Pee Wee Herman as the next pope.
I don’t know if he is Catholic but he does have the one important thing needed to be pope – a penis – and he apparently knows how to use it, been known to use it in public on occasion. At least he doesn’t hide it in a closet like all those other popes and bishops.
Besides, if you are going to elect another clown as pope, you might as well go first class.
Love ya, Pope Pee Wee the First!
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