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Cardinal Dolan's Prayer for the 1% GOP Convention
My fellow Angry White Males
Let us Pray
For dear fellow One Percenter Mitt
And One Percenter Paul
Whom God has chosen to bless
With lots of PAC cash and
To lead us forward
Out of the darkness caused
By you know who
In the White House
(pause for boo-s, house noise)
(pause for boo-s, house noise)
Restore our Nation
Restore Religious Freedom
So savagely ripped from our
Christian breasts by the
Godless Pro-Choice crowd
And…(pause for applause)
(of) politics and fraud—
We’ve made a pretty mess at home,
Let’s make a mess abroad.
And let us ever humbly pray
The Lord of Hosts may deign
To stir our feeble memories
Lest we forget—the Maine.
Take up the White’s Man’s burden.
To you who thus succeed
In civilizing savage hordes,
They owe a debt, indeed;
Concessions, pensions, salaries,
And privilege and right
With outstretched hands you raised to bless
Grab everything in sight.
Take up the White Man’s burden
And if you write in verse,
Flatter your nation’s vices
And strive to make them worse.
Then learn that if with pious words
You ornament each phrase,
In a world of canting hypocrites (like me)
This kind of business pays.
A-men.
A-men.
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