Lays Potato Chips and Cannibalism of Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head

Mr. and Mrs. Potato Heads Practicing Closet Cannibalism care of Lay's Corporate Marketing Vision

Lays Potato Chips and Cannibalism of Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head

I know this is silly – but – Prima Facie – am I being stupid or just plain old fashioned and obsolete – but aren’t Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head in the Lay’s commercial eating potato chips – didn’t that used to be called Cannibalism? 

The picture connotes Closet Cannibalism? LOL? ‪

(And of course, when I was a kid, my Mr. Potato Head, a bachelor for sure, which I got at Christmas, came with instructions to get a big real potato from the pantry to stick the eyes and ears into etc. A bit unsanitary. But hey I didn't die of e-coli, so common these days I might add.)

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GOP Resorted to Cannibalism in Jamestown Colony – 1607

Liz and Dick Joyfully Celebrate 400th Anniversary of Jamestown Virginia  -  2007
(Yes, they are Smiling - White People, ya know.)

From the people in America that brought us 250 years of black slavery – cannibalism to balance the books and survive silly and ridiculous rules and Gubmint regulations. lol

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/skeleton-of-teenage-girl-confirms-cannibalism-at-jamestown-colony/2013/05/01/5af5b474-b1dc-11e2-9a98-4be1688d7d84_story.html

That’s one possible version of an event that took place sometime during the winter of 1609-1610 in Jamestown. What’s not in doubt is that some members of that desperate colony resorted to cannibalism in order to survive.

That cannibalism occurred during the colony’s “starving time” was never actually in much doubt. At least a half-dozen accounts, by people who lived through the period or spoke to colonists who did, describe occasional acts of cannibalism that winter. They include reports of corpses being exhumed and eaten; a husband killing his wife and salting her flesh (for which he was executed); and the mysterious disappearance of foraging colonists.

(“If cannibalism helps us control spending, so be it. Goddess Ayn Rand would approve.” -- Paul Ryan)

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Vulture Capitalism – It is a Victimless Crime - Right?

People? What's People?

With Newt jockeying for a Contract on FOX NEWS, he will do anything, the ultimate spoiler, mean spirited Republican, even start the feeding frenzy amongst the 1% on their own, each other.

 

Cannibalism (among the vultures?) is the last stage of a dying civilization.  

The 99% taste of HFCS - skip them - 

the 1% have the tastiest fat

(Thanks Newt)

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