Rand Paul will open with these original lines below assembled by his crack intern Senate team, graduates of Triple Kristian University (T-KKK-U) etc.
Rand Paul denies that there is any proof that Lincoln even bothered to give a speech at Gettysburg 150 years ago...
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal....
(for the sake of argument I attribute disputed passage above to Wikipedia as source...)
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