Showing posts with label Mark Wahlberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Wahlberg. Show all posts

Monday, February 25, 2013

Oscars Bomb with Vulgar Little Man Seth MacFarlane and Dummy/Mark Wahlberg Anti-Semitic Jokes

Seth MacFarlane - Poster Boy for Dumbed-Down Vulgar Americans


If you ever catch a few minutes of the offensive cartoon show Family Guy, you will understand what dumbed down American and Vulgar really mean in the form of a mouth full of porcelain and a toupee full of I am God’s Gift to Humanity Oscar host last night, what he Seth MacFarlane is all about. (Family Guy is of course produced by FOX TV – who else – the FOX NEWS Guys)

Well I watched other TV fare until 10:00 PM and turned the channel onto ABC to be bored to death with dinosaur entertainment, a bunch of Les Meserables songs from the stone age sung by a very chubby Russell Crowe and a very bored looking Hugh Jackman and ensemble singers in an arrangement no doubt written by Seth MacFarlane (boring).

There was an over the hill Babra Streisand singing a song thirty or forty years old in honor of Marvin Hamlisch. Back in your coffin Babra. Please!

…and the usual Oscar winners predicted in the press – Yawn!

The one thing I thought offensive by my obsolete old fashioned standards were the anti-Semitic jokes from a Teddy Bear robot with Mark Wahlberg chiming in as “straight” man – “I’m a Catholic”.

If Anti-Semitic is okay from a dummy, no doubt it is inspired by the whole dysfunction like the show Family Guy also known as the Oscars every year. BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 



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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Calvin Klein – Official Catholic Underwear of the Romney Ryan Ticket 2012?

Calvin Klein - Catholic Wear?

Now that the official Romney/Ryan Mormon/Catholic Ticket is in place, it is time to address important social issues like what is the official Catholic underwear approved by the USCCB, officially or unofficially (wink, nod) to be in league with the Mormons, light years ahead in that branch of theology.  There is a Mormon Catholic underwear gap no less important than the missile gap of the cold war.

A female fashion consultant advises me that the official Mormon Female Underwear is a casual sex challenger in terms of getting it unhitched.  Don’t know if Mormon Guy Underwear has any easy zip lock exits etc. or if it too is an arousal killer.

My nomination for Official Catholic Underwear is anything Calvin Klein, male or female, and in the past endorsed by good Catholic Mark Wahlberg.


The 38-year-old reformed bad boy relies on his closest confidante and longtime religious mentor, the Rev. James Flavin, to help him pick and choose his parts. 'Mark is a practicing Catholic, and he never makes a final decision on a starring role until Father Flavin gives his OK,' an insider revealed to The Enquirer. 'Mark says he owes his career to Father Flavin.' ... 'Father Flavin pushes Mark to honor his religious roots,' said the source. 'Even though Mark was offered one of the leads in Brokeback Mountain, he passed because of the gay subject matter, which clashes with Catholic doctrine.


Mitt and Ann's drawers