Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Nelson Shanks – Clinton Hater Needs Publicity and Commissions for his Hack Portrait Business




I see where a middle range talent dude needs to pay the rent and take a commission of some obnoxious nouveau riche type – but I  guess Nelson Shanks has Jumped the Shark in a big way and the only commissions he can drum up now via FOX NEWS is Joe Smith on Black Velvet for the Mormon art lovers out west.

Hating Bill Clinton for decades implies mental illness.  He ain’t no Vincent Van G. I don't think. And sad to say the Clintons apparently don't have a clue about decorative art either and did not reject this mediocre shit portrait and change to a better artist. Or somebody truly "professional".

But from the Cracker Jack in a box Image of President Clinton of his portrait, one can see that Shanks obviously once has many friends and cronies in gubmint to get his lobbied for commission and to do Bill Clinton one last nasty gossiping old lady thing behind his back.  

Et Tu Nelson.

Whatever.


Shanks said painting Clinton was his hardest assignment because “he is probably the most famous liar of all time.” So he added the nod to the Lewinsky scandal because it had cast a shadow over Clinton’s presidency.

“He and his administration did some very good things, of course,” Shanks said, “but I could never get this Monica thing completely out of my mind, and it is subtly incorporated in the painting.” He told the Daily News:


If you look at the left-hand side of it there’s a mantle in the Oval Office and I put a shadow coming into the painting and it does two things. It actually literally represents a shadow from a blue dress that I had on a mannequin, that I had there while I was painting it, but not when he was there.


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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Ken Starr Asks For Leave of Absence From Baylor University to Conduct Impeachment Trial of Obama?





That is the kind of “news” headline generated by our non-working Congress that I expect to see any day now for the current witch hunt against black African Witch Doctor Barack Hussein Obama - Bama - Dama.

What is the tired old standard GOP (racist) gamebook plan?

Second term for a Democratic President-

Time to waste the taxpayers time and money on an Impeachment Trial. 

Where is the Semen covered dress Speaker Boehner?




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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Queen Bee Ann Romney Has Already Ordered New Curtains For The White House



First Lady to Bee Ann Romney has already ordered curtains for the Yellow Oval Room in the private quarters and Wall Paper for the Presidential Bedroom.

Ann Romney was dismayed to hear the horror tale of Laura Bush about how long it was – months – years to refurnish the private living quarters at the White House. To remove the semen stained wallpaper in Bill Clinton’s bedroom etc. … Oh, the horror!

Ann Romney contacted the George W. Bush Presidential Library and has already received the dimension particulars of curtain measurements and rolls of wallpaper required, to as it was told to me – “to get that musty non-Mormon Democratic smell out of the White House” asap after the First Mormon Family takes possession of the premises on January 20, 2013.

You go girl!




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