Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Sunday, May 31, 2015
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Nelson Shanks – Clinton Hater Needs Publicity and Commissions for his Hack Portrait Business
I see where
a middle range talent dude needs to pay the rent and take a commission of some
obnoxious nouveau riche type – but I
guess Nelson Shanks has Jumped the Shark in a big way and the only commissions he can
drum up now via FOX NEWS is Joe Smith on Black Velvet for the Mormon art lovers
out west.
Hating Bill
Clinton for decades implies mental illness. He ain’t no Vincent Van G. I don't think. And sad to say the Clintons apparently don't have a clue about decorative art either and did not reject this mediocre shit portrait and change to a better artist. Or somebody truly "professional".
But from the
Cracker Jack in a box Image of President Clinton of his portrait, one can see that Shanks
obviously once has many friends and cronies in gubmint to get his lobbied for commission and to do Bill Clinton one last nasty
gossiping old lady thing behind his back.
Et Tu Nelson.
Whatever.
Shanks said
painting Clinton was his hardest assignment because “he is probably the most
famous liar of all time.” So he added the nod to the Lewinsky scandal because
it had cast a shadow over Clinton’s presidency.
“He and his
administration did some very good things, of course,” Shanks said, “but I could
never get this Monica thing completely out of my mind, and it is subtly
incorporated in the painting.” He told the Daily News:
If you look
at the left-hand side of it there’s a mantle in the Oval Office and I put a
shadow coming into the painting and it does two things. It actually literally
represents a shadow from a blue dress that I had on a mannequin, that I had
there while I was painting it, but not when he was there.
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Ken Starr Asks For Leave of Absence From Baylor University to Conduct Impeachment Trial of Obama?
That is the kind of “news” headline generated by our non-working Congress
that I expect to see any day now for the current witch hunt against black
African Witch Doctor Barack Hussein Obama - Bama - Dama.
What is the tired old standard GOP (racist) gamebook plan?
Second term for a Democratic President-
Time to waste the taxpayers time and money on an Impeachment
Trial.
Where is the Semen covered dress Speaker Boehner?
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Queen Bee Ann Romney Has Already Ordered New Curtains For The White House
First Lady to Bee Ann Romney has already ordered
curtains for the Yellow Oval Room in the private quarters and Wall Paper for
the Presidential Bedroom.
Ann Romney was dismayed to hear the horror tale of
Laura Bush about how long it was – months – years to refurnish the private
living quarters at the White House. To
remove the semen stained wallpaper in Bill Clinton’s bedroom etc. … Oh, the
horror!
Ann Romney contacted the George W. Bush Presidential
Library and has already received the dimension particulars of curtain
measurements and rolls of wallpaper required, to as it was told to me – “to get that musty non-Mormon Democratic smell out of the White House” asap after the First Mormon
Family takes possession of the premises on January 20, 2013.
You go girl!
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