Trump and Putin's Secret Plan to Retire to Greenland - United Island Kingdom of Former Political Criminals?

And after the North Pole melts, Greenland will be the gateway to North America from across the defrosted pond from guess where - you got it - Russia. 

Look at a proper map and see that Greenland is like the biggest island land mass and looking part of the total of North America. Most maps show its southern tip and not the whole thing but its present seemingly isolated image. (Google Maps)

And barring a public sale, country to country, maybe a little private "DEAL" to buy a chunk of it with self rule rights and no extradition with the U.S. (wink, nod) 

Just like Orr'r plane crashes in Catch 22 - a method to Trump's madness.

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