Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Ted Cruz and Rush Limbaugh Want a Free Lunch – At Hooters




Real macho(?) men eating at Hooters and can’t pay the bill with Gubmint credit cards.

Two GOP deadbeats in life wanting a Free Lunch at the expense of the masses. Same old, same old.


WEST PALM BEACH — Following a live radio interview today, Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz and host Rush Limbaugh immediately left the studio and went for lunch at a nearby Hooters but the restaurant refused the Senator’s government expense-account credit card and asked that the $53 tab be paid in cash.

That set Senator Cruz off according to media reports.

“He got the hiccups he was so mad,” Hooters’ assistant manager Kyle Lane told the Washington Post’s Ezra Klein.

After shouting at Hooters’ waitresses and management for an extended period, Cruz admitted he had no cash and was forced to borrow the money from a FOX News reporter.


“At first, the balding guy with the comb-over kinda bellowed that their lunch should be free because, like, didn’t we know who they were?” said Lane. ”Free? Two beef dips extra gravy, basket of onion rings, fried jalapeno poppers, two cheesecakes, two jugs of beer and a diet Coke? No siree.”


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your quoting a joke article from a satirical news site.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit! It is satire when monsters like Limbaugh and Cruz get caught abusing little common wage workers. Just like Rush's whole career and Cruz (before he becomes head of a Think Tank Lobby)'s career. Truth in America is merely perception these days sad to say.