On the
search for all leaks and moles in the Vatican among the evil Laity, it is
rumored that Cardinal Bertone’s own cleaning lady has been arrested by Vatican
Police for stealing sensitive documents from the wastebasket next to the
Cardinal’s loo in his private Vatican apartment.
Some
questions from the press inquired as to where were the nuns assigned to the
Cardinal Bertone’s apartment and offices as cleaning ladies, their highest
possible function in the Church. The cleaning lady arrested was only a temp it was explained.
The nuns it
is reported are on a religious retreat in Las Vegas Nevada at the Church of
Sacred Pole Dance Monastery and Spa.
More to
follow.
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