David Green – Hobby Lobby – Chattel Health Benefits to His Wage Slave Employees – Exodus 21:20-21

David Green has been blessed by his desert god after starting out on $600 and he did it himself and used his own children as child slave labor in those early salad days of business, gluing picture frames together for seven cents a frame.  Generous Christien man, no doubt.

His employees which he gives wages and benefits to and still owns them and must tell them how to use their health benefits in accordance with his mysterious and ancient desert god rules, because his employees are stupid and would be rich and blessed and Republicans if they too started their own business instead of depending on his generosity of his employment to their worthless chattel behinds (can’t say ass, being a proper Christien and all that, y’all).

From the Employee Handbook?:

Exodus 21:20-21

New International Version (NIV)

²⁰ “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, ²¹ but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.

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