Katherine Lopez’s sorority newsletter reports that Ted Cruz went all the way to Nelson Mandela’s memorial service in South Africa, traveling thousands of miles and spending tens of thousands of dollars on the taxpayers’ dime to go to the bathroom when the scheduled head of the Cuban state Raul Castro made remarks in eulogy of Mandela.
Raul Castro later remarked “Like father, like son. We sent gopher Rafael Cruz out for coffee. He also took a powder and missed a revolution. And he never returned the coffee money…”