“…The child may have offed herself as the result of merely being born a redneck. But unofficial reports state that the entire 21 hour DVD of the Sen.Ted Cruz's (R-Canada) phony filibuster (C-Span deluxe version) was playing on the TV when the child decided to visit Jesus. …” T.C.C. news service.
(warning one - sarcasm)
(warning oneA - Visual Sarcasm)
(warning oneB - It takes intelligence to understand and appreciate sarcasm, and visually expressed etc.)