Monday, July 29, 2013

Was President Ronald Reagan a Secret Sodomite? - Ken "Cooch" Cuccinelli Wants to Know

While there are no records indicating President Reagan and his wife Nancy ever slept together in Virginia, never the less, Virginia Republican Candidate for Governor Ken “Cooch” Cuccinelli is denying rumors that Ronny and Nancy had oral sex together in their Marriage.

Oral sex even in hetero-marriage qualifies as “Sodomy” under Cooch’s favorite obsolete Virginia law.

Rumors of illegal sex by the Reagans in Virginia or the District of Columbia continue to float around GOP Country Club Locker Rooms everywhere, the fact of which Nancy Reagan will neither confirm nor deny (old tart?).

Keeping our bedrooms and white marriages pure – Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli of Virginia. "A Vote Worth Wasting".


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