There was a speech that the mighty Majority Leader of the U.S. House of
Representatives was supposed to give to the elite students at the University of
Pennsylvania at the Wharton School of Business no less (bow your heads).
And of course I have on more than one occasion in this blog have complained
about the whole post WWII Service Economy Economic Model espoused to the highs
priest of our age, MBAs, in Ivy League enclaves such as Wharton, Brown and
Harvard who have learned a lot of crap in class and flushed the middle class in
America down the toilet to justify their Masters of Business degrees when all
they really are if you look at them and their business methods in practice, are
nothing more than a Privateer or Pirate’s license to whittle down pensions and
benefits in any company, ship the sweat overseas without the benefits and increase
the pig’s hog share of bonuses to the upper echelons of management.
Mr. Eric Cantor, the Majority Leader of the U.S. House of
Representatives wanted to give that speech at Wharton but alas his pressing business
in Congress made him permanently cancel the speech. Luckily a press release of the undelivered
speech has come down to us lowly peasants to hear and understand the workings
of the minds of Republican Betters like Mr. Cantor whose only vision for the
economic future of America is Mr. Cantor’s grandmother’s recipe for Chicken
Soup.
The speech is here for any
who want to read it in its entirety.
The long and short of it is that the students at Ivy League students
are fucked if they think that an Ivy League degree guarantees a cushy job for
life at the expense of stockholders who want results and not welfare for their Ivy
League educated employees. Or sort of in
my humble opinion.
That the only way for someone to succeed in America is his father’s and
grandmother’s model of economic success and start a business. Take a risk. Dip
into your savings or borrow from your parents and relatives and make a
successful business that is free from Government regulations, personal
responsibility to the community and free of course of taxes. It is so easy. Mr. Cantor’s rich life experience,
business background, the success of his father and grandmother is all that is
needed to succeed in America.
That a little nine year old black or Hispanic girl in the ghetto who has
a supposedly equal fair playing field in America to achieving success just like
his grandmother. The nine year old girl
will just have to work harder than most if the lazy little shit wants to escape poverty.
He also used the model of a single mother in a rich suburban setting as
someone who will have to work harder to succeed.
Success like a successful Eric Cantor is easy once your parents and
grandparents waste a lifetime of eating their own shit and saving every nickel
and dime to achieve ultimate success solely in narcissistic little maniac tin
gods like Eric Cantor.
Steve Jobs is the only kind of jobs the Republicans will back in any
economic scheme. If you can’t go out and
start a business like Steve Jobs, invent some little electronic trinkets and
make billions of dollars, your failure in life you deserve. The formula is so simple. If you cannot hear or understand, you must be
stupid or a Democrat.
The Recipe to Mr. Cantor’s Grandmother’s Chicken Soup is a guarded
trade secret for the 1%. It tastes great
to Eric but to the rest of us it is just another large empty bowl of typical
Republican Fuck You I Got Mine attitude toward the American 99% and rest of humanity.
“Eat Eric eat. One more spoonful for your Nanna.” (Puke)
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