How Many Puppies Did Young Donald Trump Choke Before Fred and Mary Trump Had to LOCK HIM UP in Military School?

We all know that Military School for the rich's young is code for LOCKING UP the unruly young away until they are 18 and less of a legal liability, i.e. drinking, driving, knocking up Cheer Leaders etc.

Well Donald Trump's Allusion to Omarosa as a DOG and all his political enemies like Little Marco Rubio and Romney as "he choked like a dog" as part of his lexicon of sadistic phrases makes me know why there are NO PETS in the TRUMP WHITE HOUSE.

The Mormons in the Secret Service are no doubt used to sexual perversions of presidents, but even Mormons I do not think would allow a POTUS to kick or torture an animal on their watch.

Just saying.

New Zealand Don't Want No Rich White Trash From America

A while back I remember the news how New Zealand did not want former NBC Today Show Matt Lauer host to buy a ranch in that country. That the country relented and let him buy it. I thought maybe they did not want him to show his penis to little girls in New Zealand like he used to do on the set of the Today Show.

But alas now New Zealand does not want foreigners to buy land and develop it and commodize the countryside and generally fuck things up in general for the little guy in that country, the way they have fucked up the housing market here where the working class cannot afford artificial commodized housing prices to supports banks and generally fat lazy white men in the 99%. Not that Matt or his penis is that fat.

Well good to New Zealand to keeping the disease of fat lazy rich men worldwide and their buying up nature and making a quick buck off the labor of others - keeping that greed disease at a beautiful distance.

Thanks Matt. Your example and penis were finally good for something.