A princess Margaret royal limerick - a Windsor tradition
( cleaned up of course ) --
There once was a middle
aged duke from York
Who had a decidedly
frightful taste
4 young pork?
Until his mummy
a monarch of might,
Took access away
from this man of fright
One day
2 the Palace water cooler?
( bad son, bad son, Horseback riding at Windsor Castle Andrew? )
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