Friday, February 28, 2014
Have you used your Credit Card Five Times Today? Do you Love your Corporation Gods or Not?
Have you used your Baal Card today? |
Oh great Corporation Gods, whose bounty we live off of, whose incredible vision and power
bring food from the earth and transport it to supermarkets and CoffeeBucks, we
are not worthy.
Forgive us and help up to keep up our credit ratings or we are
not worthy of the life you give us.
Remember to
use your credit card everywhere you go. Use it for a newspaper, a cup of
coffee, the subway etc.
Unless you
use your credit card at least five times a day, it will be considered inactive
and points will be deducted from the all-important monthly and overall total average
New Corporate Credit Scores.
Life without credit is life without the blessings of the Credit Card Gods!
Stop using or abusing your credit or - Become Homeless! - Drop off the
grid and die apostates of the new religion of the New Gods, the New Corporations.
Ho-men.
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