Friday, April 3, 2020

Kenzo Covid Bites - Stanley Sweetheart - Robert T Westbrook - 12 1/2 Monkeys?




Rumors running rampant and Ryan Reynold's safe distancing La La Land drinking club grapevine that Don Johnson is vigorously resisting (threatened lawsuits) re-release of his first starring Film Debut and almost Career Ending film, soft core skin flick (then Rated R?) "the Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart".

Sequel (adapted) script by author Robert T Westbrook has an aged Stanley (Bruce Willis) waking up from a decades long bad acid trip, finding himself old, alone and a greeter at the Hell's Gate entrance of a Wal-Mart in Northeast Philly. 

Some flashbacks to 12 Monkeys and Stanley Sweetheart (sans the nude Don Johnson) and Stanley is befriended by a Russian oligarch shopping at the Wal-Mart for TP.

The Russian oligarch befriends the aged Stanley and offers him a new Job. As it turns out it is Super President of Russia Vladimer Putin and the new job is none other than POTUS of the new Russian state of North America. 

President Sweetheart (Bruce) hooks up with a granddaughter of Cathy (Kim Kardashian) and the rest of movie is filmed in the POTUS bedroom at the White House. 

Adapted Stanley Sweeheart Deux film said to be already optioned by the legendary film maker M. Night Shyamalan to be adapted as a quasi sequel with Bruce Willis, via a 12 Monkeys theme as another one of his Philly-Noir masterpieces. 

Working Title:  Kenzo Covid Bites



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