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Dear Irish Victims:
Sorry you were buggered by your religious superiors.
Tough luck that this is, was an Irish problem.
A little while back it was an American Problem.
It is not a Vatican problem.
Cardinal Brady will not resign.
He is needed to manage the road back from your Irish problem.
Might even become pope (pope material if you know what I mean).
Yours truly,
Joe the ...
