Scary Muppet-like Monster (left) W/ Little Me Baylor U College Dropout Rand Paul

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/02/mitch-mcconnell-rand-paul-hemp-114928.html?google_editors_picks=true

Scary Muppet-like Monster (left) W/ Little Me Baylor U College Dropout Rand Paul (right).

Fright - Fight or Flight?!!!


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Ferret Lookalike Rand Paul Hides in Red State Kentucky While His Native Texas Goes Blue

The Rand Paul Ideal and Academic Gameplan:

A Mannequin Republican Party – Something that looks like America but will in no way act like it is America. LOL

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/feb/10/rand-paul-warns-blue-texas-gop-needs-people-tattoo/

Sen. Rand Paul, who represents Kentucky, said his home state of Texas could easily switch from a Republican stronghold to a Democratic voting block if the GOP doesn’t open its arms and take in more working class and more minorities. …

He said the diversity outreach needs to go beyond ethnicities and target those with different looks that may not be norm for what people perceive as a Republican voter.

“We need to have people with ties and without ties, with tattoos and without tattoos, with earrings without earrings,” he said, CNN reported. “We need a more diverse party. We need a party that looks like America.”

Mr. Paul — whose father, Ron Paul, was a long-time congressman and obstetrician — was raised in the Houston area.  

Three Most Useless Dicks in Congress

The three most useless dicks in congress - Marco Rubio - Rand Paul - Paul Ryan. 

LOL


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Tea Party Holy Card Trois - Rand Paul - Unemployment Insurance 99 Weeks

Rachel Maddow / Rand Paul - Dueling - Banjos

Rand Paul and Rachel Maddow - They make such a handsome couple! (wink,nod) 

Dueling Banjos.

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Two Crazy Dads - and Their Tea Party Sons - Switched at Birth in the Hospital - and their Crazy Neighbor Sarah Palin - Or Four and A Half Men - New TV Sitcom

The Two Crazy Dads - Ralph Cruise and Ronald Paul

The Two Tea Party Sons - Switched at Birth in the Hospital
The forever constipated  Randy Cruise - and
The forever wisecracking  Teddy Paul

And the crazy neighbor - Sarah Palin

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Rand Paul To Auction Off His Spare Toupee at Sotheby's - Funds to Anti-Charity (Against People) Work by the Tea Party

http://massiveenormity.blogspot.com/2013/11/rand-and-deliver.html


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Bitch Fight in Kentucky / MSNBC - The Honorable Rand Paul (TeaBag - Kentucky) Versus The Vivacious Rachel Maddow (MSNBC) - Dueling Over the Evils of Plagiarism

"Yes, there are times when [speeches] have been sloppy or not correct or we've made an error," Paul said. "But the difference is, I take it as an insult and I will not lie down and say people can call me dishonest, misleading or misrepresenting. I have never intentionally done so."

He continued, "And like I say, if, you know, if dueling were legal in Kentucky, if they keep it up, you know, it would be a duel challenge. But I can't do that, because I can't hold office in Kentucky then."

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Rand Paul To Give Original Speech in Gettysburg on November 19 - Disputes Plagiarism Charges on Stealing Lincoln's Speech - (Gattaca-Gate?) LOL

Rand Paul will open with these original lines below assembled by his crack intern Senate team, graduates of Triple Kristian University (T-KKK-U) etc. 

Rand Paul denies that there is any proof that Lincoln even bothered to give a speech at Gettysburg 150 years ago...

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal....

(for the sake of argument I attribute disputed passage above to Wikipedia as source...)


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If you look hard enough – isn't the new Tea Party really just the Old Klan?

If you look hard enough – isn’t the new Tea Party just really the Old Klan?

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Matt Drudge - "Ted Cruz and Rand Paul have taken over the heart of the party." - Tea Party Revolution

Matt Drudge - Ted Cruz and Rand Paul, the new Danton and Robespierre of the Tea Party Revolution that has taken over the Republican Party.

http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/09/25/drudge-pronounces-cruz-paul-heart-republican-party


We all know how those two shits ended up!







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Rand Paul and Ted Cruz - OUT! For 2016 Prez Race - GOP Grubby Money Master Sheldon Adelson – Thumbs Down

http://www.nationaljournal.com/politics/billionaire-sheldon-adelson-assesses-the-2016-field-20130912

Sheldon Adelson, the billionaire Republican whose super PAC spending upended the 2012 GOP presidential primary, has a list of early contenders in 2016--and Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky isn't on it. 

Although he said "it's far too early" to speculate about the next presidential field, Adelson rattled off the names of Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla.; Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., the 2012 vice presidential nominee; New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie; and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker as presumed candidates.

"I didn't even know Ted Cruz was potentially a candidate until somebody pointed it out to me the other day," Adelson said of the freshman senator from Texas. 

 Adelson's early 2016 assessment came in an extensive interview with National Journal earlier this week in which he also said he is considering an expanded involvement in Senate Republican primaries after watching flawed GOP nominees fritter away winnable seats in the last two cycles.

"We are going to be involved in more primary races than we were before," he said.

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“Not one cent for people ; but every dollar for defense” – Rand Paul

“Not one cent for people ; but every dollar for defense. (And never forget, my mean spirited libertarian Republican heart was raised and educated in Texas!) ” – Rand Paul

Not one cent for people...

but every dollar for defense

And never forget, my mean spirited libertarian Republican heart was raised and educated in Texas! 

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Sen. Rand Paul (R)KY, with his new toupee, chasing and trying to kill Earned Workers Benefits such as Social Security and Medicare

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“Gimme Gimme Gimme”- From Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky – a Taker State – Gets More $ Back From Washington than New Jersey – a Giver State

http://www.usatoday.com/story/onpolitics/2013/07/29/rand-paul-chris-christie-nsa-spending/2595727/

"They're precisely the same people who are unwilling to cut the spending and their 'gimme, gimme, gimme' -- give me all my (Superstorm) Sandy money now," Paul, R-Ky., said Sunday in Nashville. "Those are the people who are bankrupting the government and not letting enough money be left over for national defense."

http://visualeconomics.creditloan.com/united-states-federal-tax-dollars/

Taker State Kentucky Sen Rand Paul Attacks Giver State New Jersey Gov Chris Christie Over Hurricane Sandy Money – Kentucky has a $.90 Tax Dollar Advantage Over New Jersey with Kentucky claiming some sort of delusional Moral Superiority and whines and whines about Fed Money wasted on Jersey. Geez.

Kentucky gets far more tax money from the U.S. Government than New Jersey. Kentucky which gets $1.51 back from the federal Government, more than New Jersey that gets $.61 from the Feds for every tax dollar sent to Washington.

Moocher State Rand Paul is complaining, verbally shitting over Sandy victims in Jersey. 

What a Creep!

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Kentucky – the “Free Gay Porn” state – Cheap Bastards – LOL – According to Search Engine Survey

Kentucky Senators Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell

An interested little Brit journalistic article.

The world's top porn search terms revealed

In the US as a whole the most searched-for term was "MILF", followed by "Teen" and "College". However, there were significant differences between certain states. 

In Mississippi, the top search term was "Ebony", which also topped the list in South Carolina, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama and Georgia. 

 
The people of Vermont preferred "Lesbian", while in Kentucky, the most popular search term was "Free gay porn".

“The truth about any one of us would shock all the rest of us.” lol

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Rand Paul’s Shadow (Tea Party) Government Shapes J Street Foreign Policy on Egypt

Rand Paul with Bibi Netanyahu in Israel Earlier in January

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccaberg/rand-paul-will-propose-banning-f-16-sales-to-egypt

WASHINGTON — Sen. Rand Paul told an off-the-record meeting of conservative donors and powerbrokers Monday that he plans to file a bill that would ban sending F-16 fighter jets to Egypt.

"The crowed loved it," a source told BuzzFeed.

Last year, Lockheed Martin delivered 20 F-16 fighter jets to Egypt as part of $1.3 billion in military aid from the U.S. government, The New York Times reported.

Paul has expressed concern for the practice in the past — but his remarks via Skype to the so-called "Monday Meeting" in New York City showed even firmer support by the Kentucky senator for policies that might cater to Jewish voters, as well as Evangelical groups that are staunchly pro-Israel.

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Rand Paul - Quote of the Day - Jan 28 2013

In an interview with WND, the senator said his

(My)“suspicion, although I don’t have any proof, is that guns were being smuggled out of Libya, through Turkey and into Syria.”

“And that may be what the CIA annex was doing there,” Paul said, “and the coverup was an attempt to massage and get over this issue without getting into the gun trade.”

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/01/rand-paul-was-benghazi-op-running-guns/#PMXJwtaJ2rr8vGTq.99

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Rand Paul Quotes of the Day - Jan 27 2013

“We’d (GOP) Attract More Young People If We Didn’t Seem So Eager To Go To War.”

“I can assure you if I’m president, the Iranians will have no question but that I will be willing to take military action if necessary to prevent them from becoming a nuclear threat to the world.”

http://www.theglobaldispatch.com/rand-paul-tells-cincinnati-republicans-wed-attract-more-young-people-if-we-didnt-seem-so-eager-to-go-to-war-34655/

Senator Rand Paul - Quote of the Day 1/21/13 - on the Debt Ceiling

“I saw the speaker on TV handing the newly sworn-in president a flag. I am afraid it was the white flag of surrender.”

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