Showing posts with label Drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drunk. Show all posts

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Falling Down Drunk of the Year 2014 – John Boehner (Used Car Salesman)






John Boehner and his tea party cohorts buoyed by the billions of dollars from the Koch brothers and the worst Supreme Court decision in history (or 2nd worst) are on the brink of shutting the great American experiment in self-government down. They no longer have to depend on you for campaign money and we already know that voting machines are very open to hacking. This has been proven over and over. Throw in laws aimed at stopping Democrats from voting and districts so gerrymandered that they almost can’t lose and you have a group that has no reason to do what voters want, because they really barely need them.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

In Honor of a Drunk - Archbishop Cordileone of San Francisco – Stoned Jesus at a Gay Wedding



Good son Sal Cordileone was driving his mom home along with a male friend from a party, Gay Wedding(?), in San Diego.
Although Sally Cordileone was drunk as a skunk, he, alpha male, top that he is, insisted on driving momma home and not calling a cab.

The official apology is heavy on the whining sorry stuff for being caught endangering the public driving his automobile in an inebriated state and short on just how 88 year old mom got home after the cops tested his breath for alcohol, handcuffed him and hauled his heinie off to the country drunk tank.

In honor of pure innocent 110% Vatican Catholic street Sal, a repeat performance to my “Jesus Stoned at a Gay Wedding”.

We understand Sal. Unmarried priests taking mom home after a party is something many unmarried gays also do every day but do not necessarily get arrested on a DUI while doing so. Unmarried because they are not allowed to marry in certain h8te filled provinces of the Empire.

Have a nice day. Regards to mom. We assume she eventually got home safely. And not in the hands of a drunk driver, your male companion? Taxi cab?


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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Jesus - Stoned at a Gay Wedding - Paolo Veronese 1563


The center of the largest painting in the Lourve, a personal favorite of Napoleon, is Jesus looking all stoned and dare I say it drunk like any normal guy on his wedding day. Next to him is his mom and his partner on his left, (holding hands?) looks to be a bit older, balding and with a beard, no doubt this is a second marriage for him I would think. Probably has got a good business and is well heeled, otherwise mom would look upset. Right?

No gay wedding cakes back then.



I count five seated women in a room including mom with at least a hundred guys all crawling over each other trying to score. There are three, maybe four, other females hanging off balconies? 

If this ain’t a gay wedding, I don’t know what is.


Enlarge the image and see for yourself on above link.

The happy couple is registered at Bed Bath and Camel.

LOL

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