Upcoming Diplomatic Visit in Fall - Putin Bringing New Fabric 4 Curtains in Oval Office (to feel more at home)

I look forward to my upcoming trip to America this Fall in time for their meager elections as a gesture of contempt for all democracy. I will sit down and tell President Roosevelt how the German Peace is the only acceptable permanent peace in Europe.

And I look forward as a vegetarian who eats no animal meat for Eleanor Roosevelt to share with me for my cook, from what I hear is a recipe for Killer Molasses Cookies.

Yum. Yum.



Я с нетерпением жду предстоящей поездки в Америку этой осенью во время их скудных выборов как жест неуважения к любой демократии. Я сяду и скажу президенту Рузвельту, что Германский мир является единственным приемлемым постоянным миром в Европе.

И я с нетерпением жду, как вегетарианец, который не ест никакого мяса животных для Элеоноры Рузвельт, чтобы поделиться со мной для моего повара, из того, что я слышу, является рецептом для куки-убийц Killer Melasses.

Yum. Yum.

Queen Bee Ann Romney Has Already Ordered New Curtains For The White House

First Lady to Bee Ann Romney has already ordered curtains for the Yellow Oval Room in the private quarters and Wall Paper for the Presidential Bedroom.

Ann Romney was dismayed to hear the horror tale of Laura Bush about how long it was – months – years to refurnish the private living quarters at the White House. To remove the semen stained wallpaper in Bill Clinton’s bedroom etc. … Oh, the horror!

Ann Romney contacted the George W. Bush Presidential Library and has already received the dimension particulars of curtain measurements and rolls of wallpaper required, to as it was told to me – “to get that musty non-Mormon Democratic smell out of the White House” asap after the First Mormon Family takes possession of the premises on January 20, 2013.

You go girl!

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