Calvin Klein – Official Catholic Underwear of the Romney Ryan Ticket 2012?

Calvin Klein - Catholic Wear?

Now that the official Romney/Ryan Mormon/Catholic Ticket is in place, it is time to address important social issues like what is the official Catholic underwear approved by the USCCB, officially or unofficially (wink, nod) to be in league with the Mormons, light years ahead in that branch of theology.  There is a Mormon Catholic underwear gap no less important than the missile gap of the cold war.

A female fashion consultant advises me that the official Mormon Female Underwear is a casual sex challenger in terms of getting it unhitched.  Don’t know if Mormon Guy Underwear has any easy zip lock exits etc. or if it too is an arousal killer.

My nomination for Official Catholic Underwear is anything Calvin Klein, male or female, and in the past endorsed by good Catholic Mark Wahlberg.

http://www.gospelaccordingtohate.com/2010/04/catholic-mark-wahlbergs-priest-no.html

The 38-year-old reformed bad boy relies on his closest confidante and longtime religious mentor, the Rev. James Flavin, to help him pick and choose his parts. 'Mark is a practicing Catholic, and he never makes a final decision on a starring role until Father Flavin gives his OK,' an insider revealed to The Enquirer. 'Mark says he owes his career to Father Flavin.' ... 'Father Flavin pushes Mark to honor his religious roots,' said the source. 'Even though Mark was offered one of the leads in Brokeback Mountain, he passed because of the gay subject matter, which clashes with Catholic doctrine.

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