Russian Orthodox Church to be Banned in Russia Sought by Young People’s League

Pussy Riot Rioters

The Young People’s League for the Abolition of Oligarchs are using the window of opportunity of the Winter Olympics and the presence of a Western Free Press in Russia to declare their intent to petition the Russian Parliament to Recriminalize the Russian Orthodox Church for its archaic superstitious and blind sycophantic and cash support of Vladimir Putin. 

The Young People’s League also traces its roots to the formerly in power Communist Party.

Citing polls which show that the majority of young people do not want the Orthodox Church to monitor and attack music such as Pussy Riot, the YPL says the Orthodox Church has no popular support except for some make believe Orthodox god and cash, cash, cash from the Oligarchs to make artificial “moral” statements about modern Russian life.

Poll numbers also show that the average Russian wants jobs, jobs, jobs, and no opiate religion, just as in the old days of the Soviet Union. 

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