It is amazing to live long enough and see all the
con artist televangelists like Jimmy Swaggart, Jim and Tammy Baker, Pat Robertson and the
Graham boys, father and son act, get away with so much fraud regarding the real
Jesus and hundreds of millions raked in annually from a bunch of dumb rubes in
the tent.
And of course there is that over 50 RC female
demographic that continues to fund the bishops and keeps their child rape rings going, that is so disheartening.
I have found the perfect offset recently or comic relief in the
televangelist character Steve Newlin on the HBO Vampire soap series
True Blood.
In case you never watch, "Tru Blood" is a chemical
cocktail, invented by the Japanese, that is a perfect substitute for human blood.
As such there is a coming out of the closet and or coffin of vampires trying to
mainstream themselves into everyday humanity.
Steve Newlin is an evangelist bent on ridding
humanity of the newly uncloseted uncasketed vampire minority. His parents were
killed by vampires. He wants to destroy this
struggling minority before they gain full legal recognition in the eyes of the
law. He even runs a paramilitary
anti-vampire training group that conducts guerilla warfare on the vampire
community.
Now the vampire community is not all innocence and
love. It is all PR as they try to mask
centuries of bloodshed and killings that have resourced their particular lifestyle.
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| Jason "Born Again" Stackhouse |
Into Reverend Newlin’s anti-vampire boot camp
wanders the aimless soul/stud of Jason Stackhouse, brother of the main character
of the show Sookie Stackhouse. Jason is looking
for more than the run of the mill Jesus stuff.
He eventually finds his way into the Rev. Newlin’s wife’s bed but that
is Jason, who is rarely not naked, rarely not in coitus in this HBO soap. This all takes place in the south in Louisiana. Where else.
Well the new season for a twist has Rev. Steve Newlin
now turned into a Vampire and as an added bonus is out of his sexual closet and
hot on the trail of Jason Stackhouse’s usually naked ass.
LMAO
Steve Newlin is a former reverend of the Fellowship of the Sun and recently turned vampire. The son of anti-vampire advocate Theodore Newlin, he initially continued his father's work after the murder of his entire family. He was a fanatic and a firm believer that vampires were 'ungodly creatures' who knew no 'humanity'. However, after becoming a vampire himself, he seems to relish his new undead status, rather joyfully remarking how humans should be treated like cattle.
Newlin is first presented as somewhat of a well-spoken man with a friendly disposition that, while a little odd at times, is altogether cheerful. However, as the series progresses, we see that most of this is a front for his hatred for what happened to him and his family. He is shown to be unstable and unhinged beneath his amiable facade. As a vampire, this tendency seems even more pronounced.
And worse than all that, Revered Steve Newlin cannot
give up his calling to Jesus.
He still has his meal ticket TV ministry and not
surprisingly his Jesus is in favor the eternal life of vampires.
Jesus,
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus…
Etc.
(Warning: Don’t invite any vampires or
televangelists into your homes!)
LOL
LOL
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