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Hope Hope Comedy
Specials in Heaven
When I die
and go straight to heaven, I am going to reserve some time there to watch the 10 DVDs
of the Time-Life Bob Hope Collection of Bob Hope TV Specials on NBC.
I won’t have
to pay 5 easy payments of $19.99 each because everything in Heaven is free just
like the Democrats promise or so I am told.
And don’t
forget the free 11th DVD of the Dean Martin Roasts.
As 98% of the people I see on the 30 minute long infomercial advertisement are
already there in heaven and I can just look them up in person as well - that's why they call it heaven.
That and
there is no point to watch them now at home – because as my millennial son says “Who is
Bob Hope?” (That and what's a DVD?) LOL
.