Cardinal Dolan Wrapped in the Holely Spirit at Conclave – Sure it wasn’t your girdle chubby?

Cardinal Dolan showing his Respect in the House of God photo-op pose.

I really as a Cultural Christian am insulted when a Catholic Cleric Hack like Timmy Dolan comes out with an on demand “Holy Spirit”, on demand like free condoms in a NYC health clinic kind of thing.

The Holy Spirit is not a commodity for sale, exploitation and profit on the new global corporate spreadsheet Timbo! 

Not a PR plum to pull out of your pie whenever you need to change the subject talking to the press who might want to ask hard questions about real issues. 

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/dolan-delivers-emotional-conclave-recap-new-yorkers-gather-st-patrick-celebrate-article-1.1288044

But all joking aside, Dolan said the connection to God was remarkably strong during the process.“I consider myself kind of a hard-boiled guy, (and veteran cardinals) said when you get in there you will feel the gentle breeze of the Holy Spirit — not that there was thunder or lightning — but you get a beautiful sense of resignation and direction as you see things unfolding,” Dolan said.“You could just sense that this was in God’s hands — even though that didn’t absolve us of the responsibility and hard work that we needed to do — it was very evident.”

May I suggest that the breeze came was from the hole in the window of the Sistine Chapel where they stuck the temporary flue for the stove burning the ballots?

Afterwards, the cardinals dined together “in a beautiful, fraternal meal” and toasted the new Pope.

No yucky vaginas present to ruin that feel good all boys feeling at a segregated table. Bizarre little delusional world wrapped in the holely spirit on demand?

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